Suicide.

*drawer opening sound*

*sigh....*

*metal racketing*

*drawer closing*

*opening sound*

*ting*

*click, click*

*snap*

*wimper*

*click*

*latch*

I......I can't do this anymore.

*BANG*



Remember.... bllb... bllahhh......... *THUD*

One Day Until 4/20

So here it is again, a holiday far more important then anything else that happens this month. A day celebrated by many, and hated by many others. Originating due to Hitler's birthday, people decided to make this "pot smoking day." How will you and many of our peers celebrate this year? I've narrowed it down to the following situations:

Some of our classmates will actually come to school high (1% of our school)
Some of our classmates will smoke after school (5-9% of our school)
Some of our classmates will act like they are going to get high or will talk about how they are against it (80% of our school)

To sum up, whether you are for or against weed, our school is fucking gay.

Remember in loo of of the upcoming holiday, people do not actually celebrate 4/20 because Hitler was born that day. If you didn't catch that, then you fail.

Epic Conversation II

This was a conversation between Phil, Ethan, and I on Skype.

[10:23:19 PM] Phil (Seekreet Snook): u can kick him u know
[10:23:19 PM] Ethan B Lego: No :(
[10:23:21 PM] Ethan B Lego: No :(
[10:23:25 PM] Dan Passio: i wont
[10:23:31 PM] Dan Passio: unless i see more spam
[10:23:36 PM] Ethan B Lego: spamspamspamspamspamspamspamspam
spamspamspamspamspamspamspamspam
spamspamspamspamspamspamspamspam
spamspamspamspamspamspamspamspam
spamspamspamspamspamspamspamspam
spamspamspamspamspamspamspamspam
spamspamspamspamspamspamspamspam (much spamming was deleted for obvious reasons)
[10:23:38 PM] Ethan B Lego: oops
[10:23:38 PM] Phil (Seekreet Snook): lulz
[10:23:40 PM] Phil (Seekreet Snook): pwned
[10:23:41 PM] Ethan B Lego: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[10:23:45 PM] Ethan B Lego: :(
[10:23:52 PM] *** Dan Passio ejected Ethan B Lego from this conversation. ***

Remember spamming is not funny, unless Ethan gets kicked for it afterwords.

Run Can!!!

Finishing Up.

Well, I didn't exactly finish my last post. So, yeah. I'm still feelin' kinda down from yesterday night, so I'll end this with a few more words.

Yeah, I was going to say something about thinking about something to write on Sphinx and Fish, but then forgetting it and thinking about something else, and then not remembering it, but only remembering the fact that I thought of something to write on Sphinx and Fish, but I can't remember what it was. It's so frustrating.

Yeah, I was going to put a few jokes in there. But, obviously I forgot about them, so if I tried now, they wouldn't be as funny....yeah.

Woah, look up at the second paragraph. There's a phrase there that says "something about thinking about something" that's lulz.



Remember, rappers can't sing. You might as well use microsoft sam to sing for them.

Forgetting What To Write About

Recently, I've been running into situations where I think; "Hey! I should write about this incredibly interesting experience in Sphinx and Fish!" A few moments later, I'm thinking, "What the fuck are you doing to my couch?" or something absurd. (Fuck, I didn't know how to spell absurd, so I googled "obsurd" 'cause that's how I thought it's spelled. The first website said this:

1.	obsurd
	The way stupid people spell absurd. AIM- "Hey Derek my grade on that spelling test was obsurd! i totally studied that shit." "Wow Bryson, Its spelled absurd. maybe theres a reason you failed the spelling test.."

I'm a fucking idiot....

I'm so upset by this, I don't want to finish my post.




Remember, nothing is ever available to you if you ask for it. There's nothing funny that I can get out of this....Fuck. I'm having a horrible day.

Ethan B. Lego

Ok guys I need this answered asap, its pretty important and I really want to contribute since Ethan doesn't do anything. what in the world does the "B" mean? You know what "B" I'm talking about... Ethan B. Lego.
Please help!

Remember don't leave your children alone in rooms. Sam Stoley will be there.