4 Days from Easter

To celebrate Easter here at Sphinx and Fish I will be counting the days to one of the trippiest holidays in the christian world. Why is this a trippy holiday? Think about it, children are forced to look for eggs, not normal eggs but eggs brightly colored as if they were using LSD. But why are the kids looking for these eggs? They are somehow full of candy. Not only this but aparently a giant bunny laid the eggs. Bunnys can't lay eggs, but giant bunnys can. This brings me to the question, who the fuck is the father? Perhaps it was a giant chocolate chicken, or maybe the bunny was raped by a group of hippies. Whatever it is be safe this easter, or you to will be raped by hippies.

Remeber, it's only funny until people stop laughing. Seriously, if they stop laughing then shut the fuck up.