Not Funny.

This post is not funny. Nothing in this post should ever make you laugh, smile, or even respectfully shrug: "Yeah, that's respectfully humorous". If you do, however, chuckle or smile at this post, consult a doctor immediately, for laughing at this word sequence makes no sense whatsoever. This should not be taken as a joke, a gag, or even an attempt to be funny by saying that it isn't funny. Because this post is not funny. Comedy has been raised to a full potential. Comedians are being paid millions of dollars for making people laugh. Movies are making record profit for being hilarious. Blogs are getting charitable donations for being random, and having awesome names such as "Sphinx and Fish". However, this post is none of those things. This post has nothing to do with comedy. It has not sold millions of copies. It has not made millions of dollars. It is not popular, funny, or entertaining in anyway. Anyone who thinks this post is funny will be put down for not having a decent sense of humor, because this post is not funny.





...Teehee.




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