An Epic Battle

A Snake Vs. A Glass of Water
Lets say that for some reason a glass of water angered a snake and they got into a fight. Now who would win? I am going to assume the glass of water would win, and here is why. The snake would try to eat the glass of water and then it would break inside of the snake, ripping apart its insides. The glass of water would not lose when it is broken because it doesn't have a soul or feelings. So I guess what you should take from this story is don't fight inanimate objects because you will not win.

Remember, Ethan is not funny. He thinks like a noob.