Questions

There are many questions people ask me on a daily basis. Sometimes the questions are understandable and reasonable. Most of them are shit. So these are some of the questions I hear and how they should be answered.

Q: Are we there yet?
A: No, shut the fuck up!

Q: Would you like to make that a combo meal for an extra dollar?
A: No, just give me my fucking food!

Q: Will that be everything?
A: If I wanted more, I would have asked for more.

Q: Are you high?
A: Probably.

Q: Can I come over?
A: I have family over. (See, here I don't want to hang out with the person at the time so I lie.)

Q: Why do you keep a fork in your pocket?
A: Why don't you?

Q: Are you ever going to pay me back?
A: Yeah. (I won't, eventually they'll forget.)

Well that's it for this post.
Remember, If you have to use drugs stick with Tums. They're delicious.