Winning An Argument

Ok, I made up this little trick for winning an argument, I have never lost an argument with it, but it could still be possible.

Step 1
Find a plastic fork or spork.
Note: Spoons and knives won't work.

Step 2
Place the plastic fork or spork in your right pocket.

Step 3
Get into an argument about something that you at least know a little about.

Step 4
If about to lose, pull out said utensil, and say "I have a (fork/spork), your argument is invalid!"

And that's it! When doing this you opponent will be so distraught by the fact you carry a fork/spork with you, that you can then finish them off with a few quick points for your side of the argument. They would not be able to think of anything else to say because you have an eating utensil with you!

Disclaimer:
I am not responsible for you losing an argument with my method. This method will not work if at a table, where there is food present. Do not use the utensil to try and stab your opponent.

Remember, if you dream about sleep then you are confusing yourself. Avoid unnecessary confusion by dreaming about me.