How To Be Funny Lesson #1

I am hilarious, so I will share what I know on the art of humor with you.

Funny #1 Random Stuff
Random things are funny. Like the bunny without his hat! Aw.....
Step 1:
Think of something that has nothing to do with what you are talking about.
Example: We are talking about humor so, An eraser. Yeah that will work fine.
Step 2:
Think of something that would be awkward if object/creature from step 1 would do or be ridiculous.
Example: An eraser can't pretend to be a goat, that would just be ridiculous.
Step 3:
All you have to do is but 1 and 2 together with some other common words.
Example: Have you ever seen an eraser act like a goat?

Congratulations you know how to make someone stop what they were talking about and think "What the fuck."
Disclaimer: I would not use random jokes more then two times in a long conversation. They can get annoying.

Remember, they are out to get you. Hide!