Legoman: The Beginning

Legoman, a superhero to the city of Glentropolis Rock whos secret identity has not yet been reveled *cough* Ethan *cough*, has sadly been defeated today. His one weakness, tomato soup, has fallen in to his lap. He is going to recover fully, but his humiliating defeat will cost him fans. Soon his comics sales will drop, and with the economy the way it is he could be forced to retire early or except whatever job he can. Legoman, stay strong, I heard Dr. Megablock has an opening in some henchman positions

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Legoman checking job listings.

Remember, um....what the fuck was I gonna say....um....Oh yeah shut the fuck up. I can't think of funny shit to go here all the time.